© THEME

codeinewarrior:

professor: why did you type everything in italics? do you even know how to turn caps lock off?

me: SORRY FOR SMELLING LIKE CIGARETTE SMOKE AND STARING AT YOU ALL THE TIME AND LAUGHING TOO LOUD AND HAVING A SHAKY VOICE WHEN YOU TELL ME BEAUTIFUL WORDS THAT WEREN’T MADE FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME


vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well


vinebox:

IM WEAK


bobbyhorin:

*hibernates until the wwa tour starts* 


where’s that pic of luke and michael touching each other’s butts while there weewees touched


reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.




celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying